As they say on television, “I need to warn you that the following may be offensive to you.”
“I tell you the truth. When you were younger, you dressed yourself & went where you wanted; but when you are old, you will stretch out your hands & someone else will dress you & lead you where you do not want to go.” (Jesus said this. Read John 21:18)
WELCOME TO THE GOLDEN YEARS!
I tell you the truth. At 3 & 4 AM, you can get the CBS News. Then you may sleep through the 7 AM Gayle King’s CBS News about President Trump & form your own opinion.
This is also truth: You can prune your rose bushes in early Spring or ANY day – not just on President’s Day because you are no longer held accountable to the Garden Club.
Record this truth: You do not have to dig a $10 hole for the $1 daylily; it will probably live longer than you anyway.
Another truth! You can eat dip & chips for supper IF you faithfully drink Boost at 9 PM to make up for your dietary indiscretions.
Freely you can live, knowing most of your appliances will “take you on out,” especially since you contribute to the environment by not washing clothes as often, & by using paper plates; thereby, saving water & appliances.
The truth is you can buy tires cheaply because you can purchase tires with a mileage expectancy of 40,000 miles. I promise you – the drugstore & grocery store are near to where you live.
And what can I further promise you? This is it! That if you know the Truth, the Truth will set you free. Jesus said this in John 8:32.
And Jesus said in John 14:6, “I am the Way, & the Truth, & the Life!!!”
Now you know the TRUTH of why the Golden Years are really golden! It won’t be long now!!
It’s all about Jesus!
Hallelujah! What a Savior!